Thursday, February 03, 2005

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hmph. my dad is stupid. watch.

me: [polishing my boots, listening to my discman]
ol' bro: [watching tv, volume at 20]
me: [singing out lyrics]
lil' bro: phillip! papa call u!
me: oh. [takes off earpiece, turns head to papa's face]
dad: so this is how u respond when i call you huh?

gosh, like, how am I supposed to know you were calling me?!?!? i'm not a god who has perfect hearing!!!

me: [shuts up, stares at floor]
dad (to ol' bro): see, an example of taking things for granted, the pig behind you [points at me, who else]
ol' bro: hmm.
me: [stares at ol' bro, then the floor again]
lil' bro: [act innocent]

dad walks away.

phew. lucky no lecture. puts back on earpieces, sang lyrics.

dad comes back.

quickly immediately took off my earpiece again.

dad: [stands before me, shouts] UNDERSTAND OR NOT?!?!?
ol' bro: [turns down TV volume to 5]

omigosh, my bro actually enjoys hearing me get scolded?!?!? Saddist.

me: [heart jumps, duhh.] [mumbles] yaya...

stares at each other for like about 5 minutes.

dad: go polish your boots.

walks away.

wow, I felt like celebrating man. he walked away!!! so happy. I continues to polish my boots in peace.

but seriously, that sucked.

THIS... sucked even more.
check this out. (btw, this was on MSN)


I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
hi

You have just received a Nudge!

few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
hi
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
wads tha nudge for?
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
u have any joke
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
to get your attention
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
lol
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
not good with jokes
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
im only good with lame ones, which are not allowed for 120s
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
u good with sick jokes
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
ya
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
somethin like that
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
lol
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
wait is this good
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
A truck driver would amuse himself by running over lawyers. Whenever he saw a lawyer walking down the side of the road he would swerve to hit him, enjoy the load, satisfying "THUMP", and then swerve back onto the road.
(at this point some of you are probably wondering how the trucker could distinguish the lawyers from the humans. Obviously he saw the trail of slime they left!)


IF YOU CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, PLEASE SCROLL DOWN.


I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
One day, as the truck driver was driving along he saw a priest hitchhiking. He thought he would do a good turn and pulled the truck over.
He asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to the church 5 miles down the road," replied the priest.
"No problem, Father! I'll give you a lift. Climb in the truck."
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he sti
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
The happy priest climbed into the passenger seat and the truck driver continued down the road.
Suddenly the truck driver saw a lawyer walking down the road and instinctively he swerved to hit him. But then he remembered there was a priest in the truck with him, so at the last minute he swerved back away, narrowly missing the lawyer. However even though he was certain he missed the lawyer, he sti
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
still heard a loud "THUD". Not understanding where the noise came from he glanced in his mirrors and when he didn't see anything, he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father. I almost hit that lawyer."
"That's okay", replied the priest. "I got him with the door!"
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
soo is it funny or lame
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
lol
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
i tot still got some more
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
-_-


ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO GO ON?!?!?!?


I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
so its lame
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
but the thing for sure is that its more than 2 minutes
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
i can say it faster
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
is it lame
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
or is this better
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same.
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions.
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
how
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
lol
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
its lame
I have seen the rise and fall of great empires.....and yet u dare hide your feelings from me..time will come when I will know all says:
k
few things are more boring, than waiting to see a banker says:
-.-


FINALLY.

ok... lemme tell you the truth. i was sleeping as he was typing all those crap. seriously, i didnt care. I bet for a while you felt like closing the window, didn't you. never mind, I deliberately did that to make your day boring.

even I feel like SLEEPING!!

cya.